That being said, let's talk about Chinese food. I think I have a love affair with it. It's true. I'm pretty sure I am the only American who can go to China and gain weight. So that's why I titled this post with an old stereotype.... eat all the Chinese food you want and you're hungry again in a half hour.
My personal experience with authentic Chinese food in places like Shanghai, Beijing and Suzhou is far different from what you find in the US and what you might expect in China. First of all, drop all expectations. 1 - From what I could discover, they don't eat dog in China, at least not in any local restaurants that cater to the local residents and foreigners. And I asked. Maybe they used to, maybe all the dogs have been eaten, I don't know. But for the time I was there, I was told, "we don't eat dog." 2 - If you eat good Chinese food, you won't go away hungry and you won't be hungry in 30 minutes. Good Chinese cuisine is delicate, intricate, layered and unbelievable in the myriad of flavors they expose. 3 - There is some Chinese food you should never eat.
Sea cucumber is one such product (above). Don't let the locals sway you with talk of how delicious it is. (MEN! don't let them tell you how good it is for your virility.) Don't believe them when they say it is a delicacy. Though I guess in some provinces it is a delicacy. But it does not suit the American palate. Though it does not really have a strong flavor, the way it was served called up my gag reflex. Served in a cool, yellow sauce of indeterminate substance, I grabbed my piece of sea cucumber with my chop sticks, brought it decisively up to my smiling lips, and just as I was about to sink my teeth into it, my Italian dining partner gagged a little to my right. He had just "tasted" it. How could I abort? How could I return it to my plate without offending my host? Couldn't be done. I ate it. And I too gagged. Silently. It's not the flavor, it's the consistency. The cool temperature combined with the slightly fleshy, slightly pudding-like texture was so unexpected I couldn't process in my head that this was a food substance.
Not to worry though. There is SO MUCH good food in China. No, there is really some yummy delicious authentic Chinese food. Once you taste it, you may never eat Chinese food in America again.
This is not one of them though. I saw this on one of the menus and had to take a picture of it. It makes me think of a pygmy hippo coated in teriyaki bbq sauce swimming up through a lake of little bok choy bits. Not appetizing, yet intriguing....
Last on the list of things you shouldn't try while in China is this little scrumptious bit. I don't remember what it was and I can't really define it, but when you bite into it, you will be reminded of the thrill of biting into a piece of steak or pork or chicken, expecting a delicious meat-like flavor and texture to be met instead with a chunk of gristle and fat. Yes. This one, is also a no-no.
So I started today's comments talking about the glorious splendors of the intricate flavors of Chinese cuisine and spent the entire time telling you about less than delicious foods. And I'm sorry for that. But, I have yet to find my photos of the good stuff (two moves across a state and then across the country) so I have to apologize (even tho I said at the beginning of this I would not apologize...) So... stay tuned for Chinese food part two. Once I find my photos, I will be back. ciao!






It's rich red color was enhanced by the scent of coffee and cedar. On the palate you could taste hazelnut, coffee and a hint of blackberries, with a slightly spicy finish. Very nice and priced to please!







P. F. Chang's is a semi-high-end Chinese joint. I went to my first P. F. Chang's in Phoenix, Arizona many years ago on a date. Have to admit, I was under-impressed by the quality. The portions were ridiculously huge, and the prices were high (especially compared to the mom-and-pop Chinese restaurants found locally). Nonetheless, when they opened shop in my town, I tried them again. Still I find them over-priced, over-salted, and some items a little oily, but they've got a couple of decent wines. Their best red is a nice Pinot Noir from New Zealand. It's the 2009 Boulder Bank and is priced at $38/bottle, locally. I'm not much for reds from down under, but this one has aromatic herbal notes that brighten the fruit. Their best white is the Fillaboa Albarino ($33). It's a Spanish wine, produced in the Galicia region. Very focused and zesty. I'm going to try more Spanish whites this spring and summer.
Ah yes, Legal Seafoods. Gotta go there when you're in town, right? It's legit! It's local! No, it's a high-priced, touristy chain. I admit, the food is good. But I would not recommend it unless someone else is treating you. The wines: Red is the 2008 Ridge East Bench Zinfandel for $39 (see, told you they were a little steep.) Time spent in American oak barrels gives this juicy red a soft spicy bite. Their best white is the 2009 Craggy Range Sauvignon Blanc ($38). This is truly one of the best Sauvignon Blanc's you'll find out of New Zealand. Crisp, focused, liquid nectar.
Go for the steak, not the ambience. Locally, our Capital Grille is generally quite noisy, starting early and going all night. But the food is delish and the wait staff is usually delightful. Their best red is also a big red. The 200 WillaKenzie Estate Pinot Noir, at $64/bottle, is a little rich, but so is the wine. It's a structured yet earthy Pinot big enough to complement any steak, and it's vinted in Oregon, one of my favorite wine-producing states. Their white is a little cheaper, at $28/bottle, but is just as good. The 2009 Tilia Torrontes from Argentina is floral and lively. You will love it.
I'm only going to say this once. Go to Macaroni Grille for the bread. Stay for the food and "honors" wine. Disregard Patric, who'll be your waiter tonight and write his name on your paper table cloth in three shades of crayon, upside down and backwards. Just get that part out of your head. Go with a bunch of friends, order a lovely meal and the house wine. Take it from there - you just can't go wrong with the Macaroni Grill. 



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